Save time. Eat better. French Toast

Save time. Eat better. French Toast

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"Your unconscious brain is better at processing complex information than the conscious brain. The conscious brain is however better at processing simple and logical problems."

(via psych2go)

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What’s the thing that kills my battery the most, besides me texting and Facbooking all day? Me staring at my wallpaper all day 😅 ‪#‎IHaveAProblem‬ lol

What’s the thing that kills my battery the most, besides me texting and Facbooking all day? Me staring at my wallpaper all day 😅 ‪#‎IHaveAProblem‬ lol

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"Being both soft and strong is a combination very few have mastered."

  Yasmin Mogahed  (via thatkindofwoman)

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lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

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Regina George starting using emojis, so I started using emojis💋 💆💅👭👭👠👙💄🎀👑

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denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

zubat:

denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

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funnyordie:

via @funnyordie

funnyordie:

via @funnyordie

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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