my bf: *doesnt reply*

me: [fuck this, I can do so much better than this ashy ass bitch. what am I supposed to do with some lil dick for the rest of my life anyways??? let me call his best friend MATTER OF FACT LET ME CALL HIS BROTHER. he’s not even that cute for me to be stressing over him. only reason I dated him is cause my girl told me to give his lil ugly ass a chance I'm over it tho, next! ha ha!]
my bf: my bad I had to pee. 

me: I thought you did! wassup babe 😍😛
21,382 notes

7,684 notes

dulect:

when the teacher picks you out for doing the best work in class

image

(via gymleacler)

308,956 notes

(Source: memewhore, via coluring)

144,972 notes

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”


It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"
"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"
"Wait…NO—SHIT—"
"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.
LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY
-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

"Sup, nerd~"

"Ready for another lesson??"

"….What the—"

"…Huh?"

"Y-Your chest it—"

"Wait…NO—SHIT—"

"That means we’re—-"

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

(via matteo90)

565,972 notes

gofatyourself:

The only form of Shitspeare I would care to read

gofatyourself:

The only form of Shitspeare I would care to read

(Source: virginitay, via gnarly)

180,176 notes

holyshitballsjessicalange:

coming off the internet and getting back to reality like

holyshitballsjessicalange:

coming off the internet and getting back to reality like

(via laughcentre)

89,391 notes

epic-humor:

I accept nothing

epic-humor:

I accept nothing

(via death-by-lulz)

68,877 notes

(Source: double-takee, via death-by-lulz)

343,672 notes

code1ne:

It’s really cute when people forget your existence until they need something

(Source: dechirement, via gnarly)

340,532 notes

popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real

(via coluring)

308,507 notes

psych2go:

FACT/MYTH? FIND OUT HERE: Read More.

psych2go:

FACT/MYTH? FIND OUT HERE: Read More.

4,376 notes

mirror:

If women catcalled men (X)

(via romancingthelookyloos)

73,588 notes

(Source: -teesa-, via romancingthelookyloos)

80,690 notes